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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:15 pm | |
| Friction01 Planeswalker - Racist
Cost: 2 Black 2 White Life: 3
+2 Sigh forcefully. 0 Your currently-running programs are now unique instances of Minecraft. -4 Rage for days. -10 For the rest of the game, your creatures have Physics.
"Frickin stupid teammates!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:16 pm | |
| TheRambizzle Planeswalker - Cheeky Little Bugger
Cost: 3 Mana, 1 Red Life: 8
+1 Thunderwave. -1 Invite your own teamdizzle. -5 Visualize everything.
"Point Break or Bad Boys 2?"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:18 pm | |
| Izendale Planeswalker - Balls of Steel
Cost: 5 mana Life: 1
+3 Invent YouTube. -3 For the last time, you are not Japanese. -8 Play Kog'Maw.
".... TV Tropes!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:21 pm | |
| Juiceh3x Planeswalker - Resident Troll
Cost: 4 Blue Life: 4
+1 Indicate your respect for a fellow troll. 0 Make Zack mad. -7 All enemy players suddenly have to leave.
"He plays AD Ziggs - he must be pro."
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:22 pm | |
| Morgana Creature - Dark Angel
Cost: 2 Mana, 2 Black 3/1
You may not actually play this card because it is always banned.
"Ban morg. Ban. Ban her. Ban ban ban ban ban."
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:24 pm | |
| Nunu Creature - Yeti Rider
Cost: 1 Mana, 1 Green 2/2
Actions and enchantments effecting Nunu only take effect when he is alone.
"WHY NUNU! WHYYYY!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:32 pm | |
| Dr. Mundo Creature - Learned Doctor
Cost: 3 Green 1/5
Do what you pleases.
"Oh Mundo! You're so big and strong!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:34 pm | |
| Garen Creature - Whirling Bag of Meat
Cost: 1 Mana, 1 White 5/5
Garen loses 1/1 every turn, eventually becoming utterly useless.
"I'm so dizzy ... I gotta sit down. Oh man I'm gonna be sick."
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:36 pm | |
| Moster Yi Creature - Baddest Video Game Character of Ool Time
Cost: 2 Mana, 1 White 3/1
Buy Wriggles Lantern. If you do not buy this item, uninstall the game.
"There are also runes and mostery payges - but you don't need them." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| Brolaf Creature - Viking Bro
Cost: 3 Beers 2/3
Brolaf has your back, bro.
Cool story. | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:48 pm | |
| Miss Fortune Creature - Miss Fanservice
The principles of anatomy do not apply to you. Just make up your own dang stats.
"You've got an enormous ... hand. I like that." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| Nocturne Instant
Cost: 1 Mana, 1 Black
Turn off all the lights. Kick your opponent in the nards.
"Ohhhhh balls ... ohballsohballsohballs!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:52 pm | |
| Soraka Artifact - Goat Lady
Cost: 3 Mana
When Soraka comes into play, target a card. As long as Soraka is alive, the target cannot be destroyed.
"Gracefully my ass." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:55 pm | |
| Annie Creature - Rage Inducer
Cost: 3 Mana, 2 Red 1/1
Show them your 8/8 Bear Tibbers.
"I want to kill everybody in the world." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:57 pm | |
| Shaco Creature - Fricking Shaco
Cost: 3 Mana, 1 Blue 2/1
You may play Shaco onto a battlefield from your hand, and return him to your hand whenever you like.
"Don't look yet! I'm not ready!" | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:40 pm | |
| Taric Creature - Truly Outrageous
Cost: 1 Mana, 1 White 1/2
Tap: Marry Edward Cullen since you love him so much.
Taric is excitement! Taric is adventure! Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame! Taric is his name, no one else is the same, Taric is his name!
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:21 pm | |
| Teemo Enchantment - Annoying
Cost: 2 Mana, 1 Green
Whenever enemy creatures move anywhere, they get a face full of shroom and take 3 damage.
"DAH! The scout's code again!"
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:32 pm | |
| Phreak Planeswalker - Face of Riot
Cost: 2 Green, 1 White Life: 5
+2 Instalock jungle Lulu. 0 Jungle on Twisted Treeline. -4 Backdoor their nexus on Crystal Scar. -8 Cover the thinking behind some of the major changes going into the upcoming patch.
"TONS OF DAMAGE." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:36 pm | |
| Morello Instant
1 Blue
Nerf Irelia. Buff Teemo.
"I don't have a lot of details to give right now. Youmuu's is underrated you ungrateful schmucks."
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:41 pm | |
| Nikasaur Artifact - Babysitter
2 Mana.
All creatures with less than 3 force feel affirmed, enlightened, entertained, and horny.
"You're a very clever summoner. Unfortunately my fiance has better ELO." | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:49 pm | |
| Tamat Insant - Riot Sorcery
1 Red
Buy all the Pantheon skins.
"Thank you for your patience. Also, fuck you." | |
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Truthquark Angry and Bitter
Posts : 297 Join date : 2012-03-06
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:05 pm | |
| 1/0 Power/Toughness for annie means she dies as soon as she enters the field... | |
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Truthquark Angry and Bitter
Posts : 297 Join date : 2012-03-06
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:08 pm | |
| How do you have an enchantment with 3 Power 1 toughness... | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:29 pm | |
| Why? Why are you like this? | |
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traveurysm Perving on your Dudes
Posts : 395 Join date : 2012-03-06 Location : Colonial One
| Subject: Re: Magic: The Gathering Cards Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:30 pm | |
| All that, and THAT'S what was technically wrong with it? Screw you man! | |
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