The Rage Thread

Went Sivir. Laned with Zilean. He spammed time bombs hard - most of them just got the minions so low that the creep wave would finish em. He didn't support me at all except to speed me up when i was fleeing to turret. As soon as he got his bombs one-shooting minions he started farming so hard I was forced out of lane. Yes, THE RANGED CARRY WAS FORCED OUT OF LANE BY HIS OWN SUPPORT. I had to roam and wound up horribly underleveled and underfarmed.

I think it's appropriate that when you buy a new champ or skin, the word "Owned" appears over it.

somebody make a meme, I'm too lazy

Just reported 3 ppl on my team - lulu DCed, and Shaco and Ez raged at each other non-stop as they raced to outfeed each other.

The important thing is:
Did they out feed me?

(After-game lobby)

Rakuzzo: yall my bitches
TreePuffer420: no.
Rakuzzo: effing yeah
TreePuffer420: effing no.

Draft; I called mid and picked malz. Our 5th pick

1) Instalocked
2) Karthus
3) Said he was going bot to support Miss Fortune
4) He ported from the fountain to get to mid ahead of me
5) Was immediately and openly confrontational as the entire team asked him to go bot
6) Got owned mid by Galio

Picked Taric to support my Vayne. Proceeded to constantly push the lane with autoattacks and abilities, and basically tanked harass constantly from the enemy bot (which he couldn't really take). He never warded, and while we sat in bot bush while they cleared the wave safely under their tower, Warwick would roll up and kill us both. The crown jewel? He spoke very little English, but knew enough to say in the end game screen:

Quote :

Team... u suck

Friction01 wrote:

Picked Taric to support my Vayne. Proceeded to constantly push the lane with autoattacks and abilities, and basically tanked harass constantly from the enemy bot (which he couldn't really take). He never warded, and while we sat in bot bush while they cleared the wave safely under their tower, Warwick would roll up and kill us both. The crown jewel? He spoke very little English, but knew enough to say in the end game screen:

Quote :

Team... u suck

Glad to know I'm not the worst ouo there

You should have played AD taric and raged back.

AFK at champ select came back just in time to make our totally wrecked team comp go to game. Then he fail-jungled, raged at us all, and reported me for intentional feeding.

I played a jungler one game. Do I need to say more?

A guy AFKed at champ select and got lee when we needed a support - RAGE!

Then he apologized sincerely and said he'd lost a game and had wrongly taken it out on us. A first in LoL - UNRAGE!

I hate tanking for over-aggressive carries that won't retreat when I sacrifice myself for them. I hate it worse when the accuse me of feeding - when they're the ones initiating 1v4s with their team halfway across the map.

^ SO TRUE!!!

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WHERE IS MY WISH?!!!!!!!RAGERAGERAGERAGE

Sir, it's on cooldown. And honestly? I'd prefer to save it for someone else

7/0/1 in laning phase.

Vayne solos bot.
I kill her the moment she shows up in lane.
She DCs the 2nd time I kill her. It is now a 4v5 and I have free farm.

20 mins in, I have 8 deaths. Our entire team is raging at each other. I have taken 3 turrets by myself without dying - the deaths are in teamfights when I hide behind Sejuani or expect Ryze to do damage. I end up doing about as much damage as the rest of my team combined. As the enemy team pushes in on our inhibitor, Nunu and Ryze rage quit, making it a 3v4. The other team mercifully finishes us immediately.

So to summarize: great start, they had a DC, we lost anyway.

Yes its 5 AM and Im still up playing LoL. Screw you!